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DJ2rip: The ratio of sober people in my house has risen while the female to male ratio has dropped. F=M+(FxB) would be the equation I suppose
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DJ2rip: @JuhiChewy btw - that "Sacral" mix was meant to fall asleep to. Amongst other things.
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DJ2rip: "@JuhiChewy: @DJ2rip make an annihilating lullaby and my life will be perfect" <3 <3
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DJ2rip: When swimming in the ocean, have u ever thought about all the sea creatures that have jizzed in it? Yeah...
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DJ2rip: I'm usually not the one who wears the pants in relationships. Or ever,really...
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DJ2rip: "@omgthatspunny: Graveyard workers really dig their jobs. #punny"
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DJ2rip: "@KelseyNeighbors: goodnight forreal forreal" there is hidden irony in this
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DJ2rip: "@JuhiChewy:wanted to go to swim practice tomorrow..why is it so hard to sleeep." fwiw I'm layin in bed eating an ice cream sandwich. #win
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DJ2rip: Hmm... someone is selling playa dust from Burning Man... they must be too broke to get a ticket this year.... http://t.co/s5UojQ4n
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DJ2rip: Did you miss my set at Superfunk? Here's the recording. Please hit the "share" button or RT this if you listen to... http://t.co/Pn65XQEg
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DJ2rip: @shelbreezyy I think tweeting during sex should be a personal goal. If u ever see me tweet "dhjdkfhfj yytggrrt" then ya know what's up LOL
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DJ2rip: Getting #pho one last time before I leave for florida
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DJ2rip: "I just wanna put my dick on ya shoulders so u can put it on ur mind later on"
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DJ2rip: @shelbreezyy tweeting during sex?
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DJ2rip: RT @JohnFugelsang: I'm celebrating Reagan's 101st by selling arms to terrorists who helped kill US Marines in Beirut, then forgetting I did.
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DJ2rip: "@vaskimusic: Goodbye old socks, I don't need you anymore." Somebody is steppin up with some serious life changes
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DJ2rip: RT @B0RTZ: @diplo werent you making out with elton john around this time last year?
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DJ2rip: RT @crassmama: since we're sufficiently high, let us adjourn outside to jump in some fucking mud puddles.
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DJ2rip: RT @treasurefingers: etiquette tip: if you are sitting on a bench that someone else is sitting on, please keep your gotdamn restless leg ...
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DJ2rip: RT @PaulyPeligroso: "How much Cool Water do I have to put on to get ALL the vagina?" - dudes that wear Cool Water.
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